Doctor : Boliye kya huva hai
Patient : Doctor saab teen din se paet me itna dard ho raha hi ki hum seh nahi paarahe hain
Doctor : Ye lo har din subah aur shaam 2 chammach lelo dard apne aap kam ho jayega

after three days......

Doctor : Boliye kaisa mehsus kar rahe ho.
Patient : Subah shaam 2 chammach daal raha tha, 2 chammach daal ne me kitna takleef hoti thi, fir bhi hum daal te thae
Doctor : Hoti hi dawahi koi Juice hoti hi!! wo to kadwa hota hi na........ are ye to bolo dard ka kya haal hi
Patient :Dard aur jyada ho gaya hi
Doctor : Wo kaise, (kya aap dawahi sahi istimaal ki), syrup ka bottle laye ho kya? Are ye kya poora syrup to isime, bottle me hi aakhir aap kya ningla?
Patient : Chammach..........